IPHONE ( three martinis in, across the bar): Leave me out of this!ĪPPLE EXTENDED II ( standing up, pointing furiously at IPHONE): You’re the problem! You’re the problem! You showed them a world without real buttons, and now we get him! That is legit magic, but TouchID is a button, and a button is always in the same location, it has a discernible shape you can feel with your finger, and when you press it, you feel the action of it being pressed. It transforms the process of typing a long secure password into a single click. It’s a wonder because it simplifies a standard action. Do you know what you’re great at? TouchID. I’ve got work tomorrow, and a single bit of chip, a smear of cheese, or a bit of jalapeño and I’m screwed.ĪPPLE EXTENDED II: Right, ok. The bartender approaches noticing TOUCHBAR’s arrival.
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TOUCHBAR: … more than a keyboard, I am chock full of buttons. APPLE EXTENDED II drops his face into his hands. SIRI ( appears in a puff of colorful smoke): Hey, can I help with anything? No? Ok.”
TOUCHBAR: Not a keyboard? Just look at me I’m… That’s better, right? I’m helping!ĪPPLE EXTENDED II ( glaring at TOUCHBAR): This a keyboard meeting. TOUCHBAR ( interrupting): Kind’a loud in here, you don’t mind if I turn up the volume a bit? Ok? Great. MACBOOK PRO: Sorry, we’re a package deal. This is great! 👍ĪPPLE EXTENDED II: Wait, who invited him? TOUCHBAR ( arrives): Hey! Nobody told me we were going out to drinks 🍷. It’s all hunt, peck, and swipe swipe swipe. They don’t appreciate the reliable, credible haptic feedback of a single healthy keystroke.
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MACBOOK PRO ( nervous, staring at the bar, napkins in both hands): Did you clean up before I sat down? It looks clean, but…ĪPPLE EXTENDED II ( interrupting): Kids today. Do you want to know what I miss? Electric Alps switches. Next to him is MACBOOK PRO who has not taken a sip of his glass of water.ĪPPLE EXTENDED II: Lonely times, man. Skipping.ĪPPLE EXTENDED II sits at the bar nursing a Macallan 18. The front door opens, TOUCHBAR looks around, sees the two keyboards at the bar, grins, and heads their direction. Two keyboards sit at the bar: APPLE EXTENDED II and MACBOOK PRO.
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